A horse walks into a cookie shop and orders a dozen Pompa Doughs.
The shopkeeper says, “Sure thing! But, why the long face?”
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A woman opens her box of Nana Ca’chews to find a lone Gingerbend sitting on top.
“Hello,” it says. “You have really nice eyes and your hair looks beautiful today!”
“Um… thank you,” the woman says.
She turns to the shopkeeper and asks, “Why is there a cookie in my order telling me I have nice eyes?”
The shopkeeper explains, “Oh, it’s complimentary!”
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A duck walks into a cookie shop.
He says to the shopkeeper, “I’d like a Mondo Muggy Cake with peanut butter chocolate ganache.”
The shopkeeper says, “That sounds delicious! How would you like to pay?”
The duck responds, “Ah, just put it on my bill.”
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A panda bear walks into a cookie shop.
He says to the shopkeeper, “I’d like a dozen Ugly Cookies…………………………….. *sigh* and two dozen Muggy Cakes.”
“That will be no problem,” says the shopkeeper, with a concerned look on his face. “But, I’m curious, why the pause?”
The panda bear holds up his arms and says, “Oh, I use these to eat cookies.”
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A cookie with a charged mohawk, a Union Jack tshirt, boots, and ripped jeans walks into a cookie shop.
The bewildered and amused shopkeeper smiles.
“What’s all that about? Sumfin’ funny?” says the cookie.
The shopkeeper replies, “It reminded me. It’s just that we’ve got a cookie named for you.”
The cookie says, “What? You’ve got a cookie named Johnny?”
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A blueberry bursts into a cookie shop, noticeably rattled and panting.
“What’s wrong?” says the shopkeeper.
“I need help! Desperately!” says the blueberry.
“What’s wrong?” says the shopkeeper.
“It’s my family! They’re really in a jam!”
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A proton walks into a cookie shop and orders a dozen Nana Ca’Chews.
The shopkeeper says, “Are you sure?”
The proton says, “Yes. I’m positive.”
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A neutron walks into a cookie shop and orders a dozen Punkin Chocolate Chip cookies.
He asks the shopkeeper, “How much will that be?”
The shopkeeper says, “For you, no charge.”
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| Fat Boy Raids the Cookie Factory |
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| Guide Fat Boy in his daring raid on the Cookie Factory! Eight levels of arcade action! |
| Play This Game! |
Please note: That is NOT a 13th COOKIE factory! In fact, 13th COOKIEs aren’t even made in a factory.
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