Something is in the works, my friends. Something exciting! Something fun! Oh man, where’s my helmet?
13th COOKIE is in talks with wehatetshirts to run the first batch of 13th COOKIE logo tshirts! From there, hats will follow, maybe patches, possibly stickers, maybe even lunch boxes and bobblehead dolls. Or, just the tshirts. Just think, in maybe six or seven months, we’ll be able to wear them by themselves! With board shorts and/or seersucker pants (are those in season?)!
The following is an artist’s rendering of what a shirt would look like with the 13th COOKIE logo on it. Keep in mind, that isn’t a picture of the actual eventual shirt, just an artist’s rendering.
Don’t you want that? Aren’t you willing to sell your children for that? Well, give your child a cookie and a hug and apologize for being willing to sell them for a tshirt. Then rest assured you won’t have to sell them. Prices have not been determined, but they will not be more than your kin.



They have been ordered and will be in in less than two (2) weeks!